Friday, June 17, 2005

A Note to Master Windu

Please stop leaving your toupes on the floor. Younglings tend to slip on them, and when Obi-Wan has had a few beers, he tends to eat them. Not a pretty picture, trying to get a wig out of his throat.

I also found one in my closet. What it's doing there is beyond me. I certainly hope you haven't been stealing from my wardrobe again...and if you have, do not hand or machine wash them. Read the tag. Dry clean only!

Oh, and if you're going to wear wigs, at least glue them on correctly. Super glue works far better than scotch tape, despite what the label says.

5 Comments:

Blogger Obi Wan Kenobi said...

It's an easy mistake to make when your drunk, they look just like the food they serve in the canteen in the jedi temple.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

Indeed.

12:01 PM  
Blogger j00|{z said...

Hey, it's like coughing up a furball!
Gh-Aaaaack!

I could've sworn they made it look like Chewbacca was shedding.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What is worse, Windu's toupee or Captain Kirk's?

9:29 PM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

That could go either way, actually. It's quite debatable.

9:35 PM  

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