Monday, August 15, 2005

Padawan Memoirs: Trouble in the Temple (Part Three)

[We follow the rapidly-moving speeder of Darth Lemur, in which the Sith Lord and the Jedi Master Puss duke it out with lightsabers, whilst the driver tries not to run into anything...]

PUSS: Give up! The dark side is bad for your fur!

DARTH LEMUR: ...[lightsaber clashing commences]

[Suddenly, the speeder jerks, sending PUSS into the air. The Jedi's lightsaber is throw from his...paw..and hurdled down into the endless cityscape below. PUSS, however, manages to catch the edge of the speeder, and he clings to it for dear life, all while yelling something in a foreign language at the driver of the speeder. Quickly, he regains his composure and climbs back onto the speeder, now weaponless.]

DARTH LEMUR: [He approaches his foe, lightsaber in a position to strike PUSS down.] ...

PUSS: [in a whisper] This calls for some drastic measures.. [Desperately, the cat glances back and forth to see if there was something that could aid him. Seeing nothing, he resolves to the only action that could possibly work in this situtation. The Jedi slowly removes his trademark hat...]

DARTH LEMUR: [lowering his lightsaber] Awww....

PUSS: [Using this temporary distraction to his advantage, PUSS uses the force to pry DARTH LEMUR's lightsaber from his hands, despite the fact of it being a tad bit large for him.] Ha ha!

DARTH LEMUR: [It would seem he is defeated, but seeing as he is of the Dark Side, he does have to make a cheap attempt to come back. Being the lemur that he is, he bounds up into the air in a very lemur-like manner, and he flies right into our Jedi friend, landing a swift lemur-kick right in the nose. PUSS, not having a firm grip on the larger-than-him lightsaber, drops it as well. Now, both of the combatants are lightsaberless. DARTH LEMUR quickly follows this move up with a force-push, knocking PUSS completely off the speeder..]

PUSS: [He tumbles down, down, down, and he soon disapppears into the mesh of flying vehicles, never to be heard from again. An evil cackle echoes throughout the traffic of Coruscant, and at this sound, the Jedi now knoe he fate of their dear friend.]


Master Puss...he was a very skilled Jedi, and nobody really knows what happened to him. All we know is that by through his effort, Darth Lemur had disappeared yet again. We haven't heard from either ever since that eventful day.

May Master Puss continue to rest in peace..

As for Darth Lemur...well, whenever he makes his next appearance, he'll rest in pieces.


Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...


6:02 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

master puss....*sob*

1:06 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Poor Master Puss. What an awesome story.

Next time Darth Lemur comes out of hiding, Ani will take care of him. He will avenge the death of Master Puss!

7:37 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Don't worry about Puss. He always lands on his feet.

Uh, he does land on his feet, right? This isn't the end of our furry little hero, is it? I mean, he's also got nine lives, right?


8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

given Coruscant, he'll land on something before reaching the ground; a speeder or some walkway, most likely.

and he'll live.

9:51 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

What a strange tale.

10:09 AM  
Blogger flu said...

...and a strange tail.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

... cats have 7 lives ... so there's no problem!

10:32 PM  
Blogger Master Ki-Adi-Mundi said...

Cats have nine lives...don't they? *blink*

9:45 PM  

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