Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sith Awareness Week: Darth Mrow

What started as an admiration for a higher Sith Lord morphed into a disasterous turn events that led this innocent creature to the Dark Side.












Darth Mrow.

Formerly a Jedi, this little fellow was the underdog, or dare I say, undercat, of his peers. Frequently looked down upon because he wasn't as talented of a Jedi feline as Master Puss, he began to make his name known in the temple in the only way he possibly could--puns, pranks, and the like.

It was around this time that Darth Maul, and his Master, Darth Sidious appeared. Mrow had an admiration for the two Sith, especially Darth Maul. He envied the creative pattern of the Sith's face, so he tatooed a similar pattern onto his own face. Of course, none of the other Jedi thought very highly of his new look. Enraged, Mrow took to making nightly raids of the temple, in which he would carefully paint interesting patterns upon the sleeping Jedi's faces. Perhaps, he had thought, this will help them appreciate the beauty of this art.

Master Yoda certainly didn't appreciate it.

Mrow was devistated, angry, and most of all, lonely. Most at the temple avoided him. Feeling out of place, Mrow left the Jedi Temple without warning one day, in hopes to find his hero; Darth Maul. He had no luck, for by the time Mrow had tracked him down, Maul was already dead.

It was at this point that Mrow accepted an invitation from Darth Sidious to form an apprenticeship. It didn't last long, however, for almost as soon as Darth Mrow had been turned, he was picked up by Plabba the hutt and named "Fuzzy" whilst on an errand for his Master. Nobody had ever heard from Mrow ever since.

Perhaps he didn't pose much of a threat. Perhaps he did. Perhaps Plabba had some sort of plan to train the feline to take down thousands of Jedi. Or Perhaps he was just lonely and wanted a pet.

Only time will tell. Keep an eye out for Darth Mrow.

14 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

wow tattooed yoda!

2:48 AM  
Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Ahh, so the mystery is solved. I wondered what happenned to him.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I couldn't stand Darth Mrow. It wasn't so much his evilness or treachery, but the fact that he made me sneeze.

10:37 AM  
Blogger flu said...

If someone would've changed his litterbox a little more frequently, I might have been at the Temple during one of his face-painting rampages. As it was, I couldn't stand the smell at that place. It was worse than ol Ben.

So, thanks lazy temple housekeeper, whoever you are!

12:03 PM  
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Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

let's call Master Puss in Boots!
BTW my dog says he can help!

7:36 PM  
Blogger Dog Vader said...

Of course! Master Dog Vader wants to help! My human pet Dinorider could be useful too!

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Blogger marissa said...

ohhhh that so cute cat being darth and yoda ohhh that it so cute ^___^

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