Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Wanted: ....Anakin?

Tatooine is just full of surprises.

There's no way Anakin could have slaughtered an entire tribe of sandpeople. Nope. Not little Ani.

Someone want to explain this to me?


Blogger jedisiri said...

oh he is 150 pounds?it's a bit underweight...

11:05 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I think he may have used the Force to levitate himself off the scales a little bit. I understand many Jedi do that, but mostly the females...

8:35 AM  
Blogger flu said...

wait...sandpeople slaughter is a crime?

What's this galaxy coming to?

8:58 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

I work out, okay, Siri?

And bout that whole... sandpeople slaughterin thing... that was, er.. um, a misunderstandin or whatev. All I did was scare 'em a little. No slaughter. Didn't kill the men, women, or children. No way.

*runs and hides*

10:05 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Where'd he go?

11:25 AM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

Oh don't give us that working out crap, Ani. Everyone knows that working out puts on muscle, and muscle weighs more than fat. HA!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

But um, what's an "Imperial Court?" Is there some king of Empire on Tatooine? How odd.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Mon Mothma said...

Little Ani? Who is that?

The man on the poster looks a bit like Mr. A-Dawg with short hair and an odd brain, but... Well, I'm quite sure he'd never do anything like that.

He's a very nice young man.

Even if he does speak some strange form of basic completely incomprehensible to me.

12:56 AM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

your little Ani is already grown up, my dear... perhaps you need some Jedi contact lenses or whatev

8:31 PM  
Anonymous donald said...

i love star wars....they are legendary

9:58 PM  

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